So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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