it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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