Come see our sink grown plant.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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