the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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