in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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