found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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