Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Randomize
