too bad you live with your parents still
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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