She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
