I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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