he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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