Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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