talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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