Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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