And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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