it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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