You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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