you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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