Sry I called you an 8
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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