the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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