dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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