This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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