I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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