they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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