capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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