gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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