I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Help me help you realize you are a moron
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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