How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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