I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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