I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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