Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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