"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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