if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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