in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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