just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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