if you like me you must not know who I am
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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