porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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