i don't like sucking hair
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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