Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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