Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
All the doctor said was why
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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