if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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