Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I have grass duct taped all over my body
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
