ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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