At least make sure they are 18
Why
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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