Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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