...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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