you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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