WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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