Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
don't judge my taste in strippers
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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