Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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