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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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