i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
please come you make the beer taste better
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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