that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
